Learn To Look Dandy

exo

—Samsung Morning Call

domestic-exo:

Baekhyun
It’s a nice morning! Hurry up and wake up. If you don’t wake up and is late, kkaebsong~~ I’m not responsible if you’re scolded for being late! When you’re awake, hurry up and get up!

Chanyeol:
Oh? Don’t tell me you’re still sleeping right? Hurry up and wake up! Got to spend a happy day with me, Chanyeol, the happy virus. I’ll be cheering you on!

Chen:
You’re still sleeping? Ah whyyyy~ you’re going to wake up right? Oh? If you don’t wake up I’m going to get angry! Really. Stop sleeping and wake up now~

Kyungsoo:
*sings* Right now morning call is here, if you wake up I’ll get lost *sings*
You’re still inside your blankets? Me, D.O, will be singing until you wake up. Hurry and wake up!

Kai:
It’s morning! Hurry up and wake up! What are you going to do if you’re late for work? If you can’t wake up, stretch with me and wake up~

Kris:
Wake up. You got to wake up. You’re still sleeping. You asked me to give a morning call and I did but what? You’re not waking up? You won’t know that I’m even when I’m doing it now.

Lay:
Have you slept well? Stop now, it’s time to wake up! Stop sleeping and hurry up and wake up! If you wake up, I’ll give you strength. Healing healing~~

Luhan:
Hello this is Luhan. It’s morning but you’re still deep in your dreams? Ayeee~ hurry up and open your eyes and wake up.

Sehun:
It’s morning, you should wake up now. That’s right that’s right. Hurry and wake up. Got to wake up and spend a nice day. Wake up right now, hurry~~

Suho:
Hello! I’m Suho~ it’s already morning, hurry and wake up! If you’re still going to sleep and not wake up? I don’t know if I will ddusiddusi (crying sound). Okay, now you’re going to wake up right?

Tao:
It’s morning already, hurry up and wake up. If you act like you’re getting up but continue sleeping, you know it’s really fake right?

Xiumin:
The sky is already bright but you’re still sleeping? Don’t ungya ungya (mumble) in your blanket, hurry wake up and drink a cup of coffee with me!

All:
EXO’s morning time! We are one! Hello we are EXO.

Chen:
It’s morning already, what are you doing not waking up? You have to hurry and wake up.

Kai:
*sings* If you don’t wake up now, you don’t know if you’ll be late *sings*

Xiumin:
You’re still not waking up after this?

Sehun:
Ah, you’re awake already?

Suho:
Then today too,

All:
EXO, let’s love!

©lovedokyungsoo

(via sighsehun)

Anonymous asked: Exos reaction to you telling them they have a small *wispers* penis

yixings-piggy:

Xiumin: let it grown first, babe~

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Luhan: you don’t need to have a big D to be manly…

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Kris: are you sure, babe?? cause I barely keep it in my pants…

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Suho: small, but with magic powers! let’s put it to work and I’ll show you its magic~

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Lay: damn it, that’s what tickles me and makes my balls itchy??

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Baekhyun: let’s not talk about Ds and talk about fingers and tongue cause they’ll gonna have you writing home to mama tonight~

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Chen: gull, take your 3D glasses cause I think you’ve never seen a chenaconda in real life!

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Chanyeol: curious… I had to order special condoms cause the usual ones are too small for me… don’t play like this cause I’ll punish you.. really hard!

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Kyungsoo: you know what they say… strong essences are kept in small bottles~

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Tao: oh… sorry… *gets all shy*

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Kai: you didn’t think that last night when you were screaming my name tho… now even the neighbours know my name~

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Sehun: girl, are you making fun of me or are you blind?

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omg hahahahaha

63/∞ gifs of xiumin: wearing glasses on GBC ♡

what they do during radio shows

(Source: purpleuhan)




some people are born to sing

some people are born to sing

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shioomin:

ah yes the struggle of being umma to a bunch of assholes that have a super cool hyungnim (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ